Music can be a great source of comfort and inspiration when you’re feeling down.
Today’s song is: “Not Perfect” by Tim Minchin.
Listen to the song here:
Lyrics:
“This is my earth
And I live in it
It’s one third dirt and two thirds water
And it rotates and revolves through space
At rather an impressive pace
And never even messes up my hair.
And here’s the really weird thing
The force created by its spin
Is the force that stops the chaos flooding in.
This is my earth and it’s fine.
It’s where I spend the vast majority of my time.
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine.
It’s not perfect…
This is my country
And I live in it.
It’s pretty big and nice to walk on.
And the bloke who runs my country
Has built a demagoguery
And taught us to be fearful and boring.
And the weirdest thing is that he is
Conservative of politics
But really rather radical of eyebrows.
This is my country and it’s fine.
It’s where I spend the vast majority of my time.
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine.
It’s not perfect…
This is my house
And I live in it
It’s made of cracks and photographs.
We rent off a guy, who bought it from a guy,
Who bought it from a guy, whose granddad left it to him.
And the weirdest thing is that this house
Has locks to keep the baddies out
But they’re mostly used to lock ourselves in.
This is my house and it’s fine.
It’s where I spend the vast majority of my time.
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine.
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine.
This is my body
And I live in it.
It’s thirty-one and six months old.
It’s changed a lot since it was new.
It’s done stuff it wasn’t built to do.
I often try to fill it up with wine.
And the weirdest thing about it is
I spend so much time hating it
But it never says a bad word about me.
This is my body and it’s fine.
It’s where I spend the vast majority of my time.
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine.
It’s not perfect…
This is my brain
And I live in it.
It’s made of love and bad song lyrics.
It’s tucked away behind my eyes
Where all my screwed up thoughts can hide
‘Cause god forbid I hurt somebody.
And the weirdest thing about a mind
Is that every answer that you find
Is the basis for a brand new cliche.
This is my brain and it’s fine.
It’s where I spend the vast majority of my time.
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine.
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine.
It’s not perfect, not quite sure I worked out how to work it.
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine.”
Why this song’s so cool: Tim Minchin is so weird. He primarily does comedy, but this song, while still pretty funny it it’s own, subtle way, is actually pretty deep and inspirational.
Why this song’s helpful: Nothing is perfect, but we’re lucky to have what we have.
The future looks grim, and you are going to have to make some sacrifices and be fierce and strong as hell if you want to survive.
You gotta stock up on weapons and survival gear. You gotta have a strong, supportive gang to have your back.
YOUR ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT NEEDS:
A compass – Helps you know what direction is what. Make some goals. What do you want to do and where do you want to go? What direction is that? Use your compass to help you get there. If you see that you’re straying off the path, use your compass to reorient yourself in the right direction.
A first aid kit – You’re gonna get wounded. It’s inevitable. This is war, and you’re fighting for your life and your right to not be consumed by the enemy. Make sure you know how to mend yourself up and heal. When you’re hurting and in pain, what helps comfort you and alleviate your symptoms? Make a kit that is full of practical support, special treats, soothing remedies, happy things to revive you, and reminders that you are loved.
Duct tape – When you gotta patch things (or yourself) up in a hurry. Sometimes there’s no time for a first aid kit. You need a tough, quick fix that will hold until you can regroup and come back to reevaluate. When there is an unexpected emergency or sudden crisis, you need something sturdy, durable, and dependable. Have a strategy for coping and dealing with unforeseen calamity.
Food – the healthy (keep up your strength), easily accessible (you may have to eat on the run) and hopefully non perishable (grocery store runs are going to be a difficulty) kind. Can’t fight off them zombies on an empty stomach. Everything feels better when you’re well-fed. (But not TOO well-fed – zombies are unpredictable and you never know when you’ll have to be running and fighting again.)
Practical, multi-purpose, comfortable clothes – Can’t fight zombies barefoot or in a tight, pencil skirt . Well you could… but why make it harder on yourself? Let’s be efficient here. Layers are great. Keep warm with your favorite blood-stained and battle-scarred hoodie. Wear something that makes you feel confident – like you CAN take on those zombies! That might mean something different for everybody. Something loose so you’re cozy enough to sleep in it – saves time and energy. Lots of pockets for carrying around those tools and accessories and chapstick. A sarcastic t-shirt to show those zombies you don’t give a fuck.
No-nonsense hairdo – Zombies can pull long hair. Don’t let unruly bangs and fly-aways distract you from the fight of your life. Keep that hair secure and low-maintenance with a rugged bandana and no damage hair tie. Otherwise, it’s just a constant annoyance and drain on your focus and energy.
Something to do – For downtime between zombie attacks. Strangely, there’s not always a constant onslaught of frenzied zombie attacks. You want to make the most of the times when you’re feeling okay and there aren’t that many zombies on the horizon. Deal with necessities first: self-care (food, water, rest, hygeine). Then work on maintenance-type things. Stock your pantry and replenish your first aid kit. Work out new strategies with your zombie-fighting team. Resolve disputes, repair the border fences and clean and practice with your weapons. Next, try to make progress on your goals. Scout the vicinity for supplies, tools, allies, and anything that can help you on your quest. And don’t forget to relax, have some fun, and release some tension. Maybe a deck of cards?
Flashlight – Sometimes zombies attack at night. They are just not that respectful of your sleep schedule and plans. Deal with it. Shining light on your surroundings will help you see them more clearly. Start with a broad sweep of the entire area around you, then focus in on potential problem areas.
Lighter/matches – Even flashlights fail sometimes. Your batteries run out eventually. Or they malfunction. Or fall out. You need a backup light source. It”s hard to fight blind, so don’t let that happen. You want to know what is going on around you. Also, a way to start a fire so you can keep warm. Sometimes body heat isn’t enough, and you will need to look outside yourself and your fluffy jacket for safety, warmth, comfort, light, and hope.
Binoculars – Be on the lookout for the threat. Do regular checks and sweeps of areas you know are weak points. Learn to recognize the signs. Know what’s coming. You can’t just look at the things right next to you – you have to organize your troops and plan ahead. If you have some idea of what is coming and about when it will affect you and your situation, you can more easily and efficiently take action to mitigate or eliminate the danger in advance.
Swiss army knife – A versatile multi-tool to MacGyver your way out of awkward and dangerous situations. Something you can apply to all sorts of predicaments in order to get positive results or avoid negative ones. Cut bad things out of your life. Uncork your feelings. Build a better mindframe.
Melee weapon – Things are going to get up close and personal and you’re going to get dirty and feel gross. If you only use a gun all the time you are going to come to depend on it and not see any other options or opportunities. And do you want to attract more zombies and make things worse? Besides, you think there’s an endless supply of bullets out there? NO! So unless you have extensive experience as an ammunition engineer, and you’re also conveniently a crack shot, invest in a good, sharp machete, and a heavy baseball/cricket bat. That way you can really show those zombies who is boss and have the satisfaction of personal triumph in your conquest. And you will be assured that your adversary is irrevocably and indisputably dead. With each success, you are establishing a pattern of success that will grow exponentially stronger and increase your confidence and likelihood of succeeding again against future foes.
Long-range weapon – Okay, fine, I guess you can have a gun. It’s not ideal, but sometimes there is no other way to take down a zombie that is far away, and the benefits outweigh the risks. You’d be a fool not to take advantage of every tool in your arsenal, and this can help to save you trouble in the long run. But make sure you’re aware of the risks and be careful and safe when you have to bring out the heavy artillery. Train yourself up, don’t point it at your allies, know how to use it, and be precise so you don’t waste your shot.
Good health – As good as you can get it. Take care of yourself. Doesn’t matter how many machetes you have if you’re too weak and exhausted to use them. Drink lots of water, take vitamins if you can find them, and don’t forget to stretch your body before and after a vigorous zombie killing. Also, don’t forget to exercise your body so you can protect yourself. Also… endorphins. Remember to pay close attention to what your body needs and keep training yourself in positive habits. Tools are great, but YOU are your best weapon. You’ll never be without yourself.
Zombies are going to try to eat your brains. Be prepared, have resources you can trust, and always remember the double-tap.
